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Showing posts with label wisconsin dells. Show all posts
Showing posts with label wisconsin dells. Show all posts

Sunday, February 12, 2012

Saccharine Person Wanted for "Sweet Hut at Kalahari Resort" Candymaker

http://madison.craigslist.org/csr/2837846641.html


"Job Title: Sweet Hut Kalahari Resort (Wisconsin Dells/Lake Delton)

Date: 2012-02-06, 2:29PM CST

Sweet Hut Located in the Kalahari Resort, is now taking applications for Part Time/Full Time Associates. Fun, fast paced, family orientated (sic) environment. Variety of shifts available. Mostly Nights and Weekends. Looking for reliable, motivated, and positive person to serve guests and aid in candy production. Expierence (sic) in customer service is prefered, (sic) but not necessary. Please apply in person(.) Sweet Hut is located in the main lobby of the Kalahri (sic) Resort and Convention Center

Location: Wisconsin Dells/Lake Delton

Compensation: 8.50-10.00"


The horrid quality of the ad copy speaks for itself due to inconsistent punctuation and inexcusable spelling errors. How does someone working in the Kalahari Resort misspell “Kalahari?” "Orientated" isn't a word; the proper spelling is "oriented."

The job poster is unconcerned about how well you can write a resume or cover letter because all you need to do is apply in person. Given the (lack of) care and professionalism in the job posting, I suppose showing up in a suit and tie would be overkill. You wouldn’t want to get taffy on your tie or skirt, now would you?

Friday, February 10, 2012

"Dells Ducks" Boat Operators & Helicopter Pilots

Found on 02-01-2012 at URL:
http://madison.craigslist.org/csr/2815631948.html


"Job Title: DELLS ARMY DUCKS (Wisconsin Dells, WI)
Date: 2012-02-07, 9:05AM CST

Now taking application for the summer of 2012:
*Duck Drivers/Tour Guide (must have clean D.L and 18 years old)
*Zipline Sky Rangers (must be 18yrs and clean D.L.)
*Tour Boat drivers/ Tour guides
*Ticket Sales Team members

Requirements
-Drive, ambition and motivation a must.
-Motivation should not be in question.
-Punctual, regular, and consistent attendance.
-Fun work environment -- team focused. Weekly Team outings

These positions are FT seasonal starting in March- Mid May 2011 – Email: jodi@dellsducks.com
http://www.dellsducks.com/employment.html
Location: Wisconsin Dells, WI
Compensation: Will discuss at interview."


Of course compensation will be discussed at the interview because how else are you going to get applicants with clean driving records to drive boats or “Sky Ranger” vehicles for eight hours a day at only minimum wage? “Congratulations! You’re qualified. The last thing before we hire you: Is $7.25 an hour enough for you to begin working?” If you refuse that wage, then they can always disqualify you for “being a poor organizational fit.”

You better not talk about pay before the interviewer asks you because it would make you seem to have “motivation…in question.” I emailed Jodi for clarification of this disqualifier at the address listed in the vacancy, and she kindly responded, “It means motivation is required and (you) must not be in question about having it.” Nonetheless, the presence of ulterior motives may also prove troublesome. Therefore, it is up to the rational, logical mind of the reader to infer what constitutes a questionable motive:

A) Wanting to become the “rock star” of the Sky Rangers by pulling impromptu stunts, potentially jeopardizing fellow pilots and spectators;

B) Using your Dells Duck boat to run drugs across Lake Delton;

C) Wanting to work as a Dells Duck enough seasons to earn $10 an hour;

D) Using your Sky Ranger vehicle to execute your terrorist cell’s Plan D, a careening nosedive into the main stretch of concession stands;

E) All of the above!

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Saturday, February 4, 2012

"Pancake Cafe" Seeks Adequately Functional Greeter w/out Temper Tantrums

http://madison.craigslist.org/csr/2795480970.html


"Mature Weekend Host (Pancake Cafe)

Date: 2012-02-02, 7:22PM CST
In search of a Mature Part-Time Host to greet our guests Saturdays and Sundays, 7am-3pm. Must have a great smile and a desire to make people happy. No restaurant experience necessary, just the ability to treat the business as if it was your own. Applications are currently being accepted and interviews are being done on the spot when available. Willing to pay well for the best fit. Compensation: $9-$13/hr"


“Mature part-time host?” I presume the poster means someone who is emotionally stable, irrespective of whether he/she is close to retirement. The job requirement “must have a great smile” sounds about as discriminatory as the Hooters girl job requirement “must be fit / in reasonable shape.” It’s awful to deny someone a job based on dental deformities, but on the same token, you want customers to maintain their appetite when the host shows his/her teeth.

The starting wage of $9 per hour is steep for a position which does not require prior restaurant experience. I remember how my prior experience working in UW-Milwaukee Restaurant Operations garnered me a waiter job at Pizza Hut which paid $2.33 per hour plus tips. Despite having never wanted to wait tables in all my prior years, I accepted the job to maintain an employability edge on those job applications which ask, “Are you currently employed?”

Although I was used to the fast-paced nature of food service and hence held my cool most of the time, Pizza Hut would become insanely busy and develop a backlog of customers wanting to carry out or eat inside, not to mention the bank of phones all in use with five more callers on hold. That is the typical environment of any Pizza Hut in a city with 20,000 or more residents.

By contrast, the Pancake House does not accept call-in orders because it does not offer delivery or carryout. This does not diminish the crowd control and communication flow with the servers that a host or hostess must perform because it is in Wisconsin Dells, which is insanely busy during tourist season, perhaps busier than Pizza Hut. Having a “great smile” does not prepare the applicant to explain there may be a wait of 15 minutes and then be told to get a manager.

Having “a desire to make people happy” is counterproductive to making wise decisions about flow control: Either a large-enough table has been bussed and sanitized, or it has not. Caving to pressure from waiting customers to seat them at a dirty table or to serve their food “right now or I’m leaving,” e.g. before it’s thoroughly cooked, is a bigger recipe for disaster than someone complaining at a consumer website. Whereas the former is just another complaint which is statistically probable to recur, the latter is a health department violation waiting to be documented. Putting a total newbie as host/ess for a Wisconsin Dells restaurant is not a mere gaffe but a huge mistake. Give the “less mature” host/ess who knows what he/she is doing any day.