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iCIMS Test Cheat Sheet

06-20-2014 Update:
iCIMS marketing intern Jenny Porch stopped by. Here's what she had to say:Even the company's own interns understand how up-to-date our cheat sheet is!

06-13-2014 Original post:
Have you ever wanted a sneak peek at the online test battery you’ll be given as part of your employment application? The iCIMS tests in particular can be a nasty barrier to employment, but a complete cheat sheet enables you to be among the 1% who ace the timed test!

If you’re applying to any of the following 264+ organizations, then look no further than our limited-time offer:

iCIMS Test Cheat Sheet: $159
Corporations and Nonprofits that Use iCIMS
Academy of Art University Claremont College Georgia State University Mitsubishi Corp. Shopko
Ace Hardware Clark College Goldman Sach’s Missouri State University Sonoma State University
Adidas College of Westchester Goodyear Store Modell’s Sporting Goods Sony of America
Aldi Columbus State University Governors State University Monsanto Group South Dakota State University Community College of Rhode Island Greenwich College Montana State University Southwest Airlines
Alliant Energy Center Conoco Morehead College Sprint
Altria Group Continental Airlines Gucci MTV Group
Amarillo College Costco Harley-Davidson Group Mutual of Omaha State University of New York Cousin’s Subs Harrah’s Entertainment Group National Football League Stein Garden & Gifts
American Eagle Covenant Healthcare Harvard University National Tire and Battery Subway
American Outfitters Cracker Barrel Herzing College Neiman Marcus Target
American Red Cross, The CUNA Mutual Group Home Depot New Jersey State University Tennessee State University
Appalachian State University CVS / Caremark Pharmacy Hooter’s New York Times Texas Roadhouse
Applebee’s Dairy Queen Howard College Nintendo of America T.G.I.F.
Arby’s Dart Corp. Humboldt State University Nokia Tulsa Community College
Arizona Western College Darton College IBM North Carolina State University Under Armour
Arts University Bournemouth Davis College Idaho State University North Idaho College United Airlines
AT&T Deep Springs College IHOP Northwestern University United Way, The
Aurora Healthcare Delaware State University IKEA Oakmont University University of Alabama
Avis Delta College Indiana State University Office Depot University of Alaska
Ball State University Denny’s Iowa State University Oklahoma State University University of California
Bally Total Fitness Designer / Discount Shoe Warehouse ITT Technical Old Navy University of Cambridge
Baton Rouge University DeVry University J. Crew Olive Garden University of Chicago
Bed, Bath, & Beyond Dick’s Sporting Goods Jefferson College Oracle University of Colorado
Belmont College Discovery World Kansas State University Outback Steakhouse University of Duluth
Beloit College Dollar General Kent State University Oxford University University of Maine
Big Lots Ducks Unlimited Kohl’s Pennsylvania State University University of Maryland
Bon-Ton / Boston Store Duluth Trading Kraft-Mondelez Group Phillips-Van Heusen Corp. University of Memphis
Boston University Edgewood College Kwik-Trip Pick ‘N Save University of Minnesota
Bradley Center Lakeland College Portland State University University of Nebraska
Brigham Young University Emporia State University Little Caesar’s Pizza Pottery Barn University of New Hampshire
British Petroleum Enterprise Rent-A-Car Liz Claiborne Prometric Group University of New Mexico
Buffalo Wild Wings Epic Medical Group Long John Silver's Qdoba University of Ohio
Burger King Evergreen State University Los Angeles Times Quad Graphics / Medical / Tech University of Oregon
Burlington Coat Factory Los Angeles Valley College Quizno’s University of Philadelphia
California Community Colleges Family Dollar Louisburg College RadioShack University of Phoenix
California Polytechnic State University Famous Footwear Louisiana State University Reebok University of Pittsburgh
Carnegie College Farm’N’Fleet, Mill’s (and Fleet’N’Farm, Blain’s) Lowe’s R.E.I. University of St. Louis
Carroll Community College FedEx Manor College R.J. Reynolds Tobacco Group University of Virginia
Carthage College Florida Polytechnic University Mary Kay Cosmetics Group Russell Athletic University of Wisconsin
Cash Store, The Florida State University Massachusetts State University Saint Cloud State University Univision
Cher-Make Sausage Co. Foot Locker Sak’s Fifth Avenue Verizon
Chicago State University Ford Corp. Maybelline Sam’s Club Victor Valley College
Chicago Times Forever21 McCormack College San Juan College Victoria University
Chili’s Gander Mountain McDonald’s Scanalytics Victoria’s Secret
Chipotle Gap, The Menards Sharp Electronics Virginia Tech University
Cintas Corp. Garden State College Metlife Group Sheetz Walmart
City University of New York Genesee Community College Merrill Lynch Group Shell Corp. Walt Disney (Studios, -World, -Land, etc.)
  Washington Post
  Washington State University
  Wayne State University
  White Castle
  West Virginia State University
  Western Governors University
  Wisconsin Lutheran College
  Wisconsin Medical Center
  Worcester Polytechnic Institute
  World Wrestling Entertainment
  Working for America
  Wright State University
  Wyoming State University
  Zane State College
  Not to mention, many more!

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