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Showing posts with label healthcare. Show all posts
Showing posts with label healthcare. Show all posts

Monday, January 30, 2012

Freelance Pharmaceutical Ad Copywriter for "McK Healthcare"

http://www.linkedin.com/jobs?viewJob=&jobId=2444013

"Associate Creative Director--Copy

McK Healthcare - Greater Boston Area

Posted: January 23, 2012

Type: Full-time

Experience: Mid-Senior level

Functions: Writing/Editing

Industries: Marketing and Advertising

Company Description

McK Healthcare is a full-service marketing agency focused on advertising, market strategy, and branding solutions for US and global clients in the pharmaceutical and biotech industries.

We bring a combination of creative talent and business insight to every project, as well as our vast experience in therapeutic areas such as oncology, immunology, CNS, and neurology.

Job Description

McK Healthcare is looking for permanent and/or freelance Associate Creative Directors--Copy for concept development and copy development of assigned projects.

ACDs--Copy report to the Executive Creative Director and are responsible for creative solutions that meet the marketing objectives of our clients.

Responsibilities

•Understand account dynamics and mobilize creative resources to meet account needs

•Implement assigned clients’ creative strategy through copy development, problem solving with colleagues as needed

•Communicate effectively with clients and teammates both verbally and in writing

•Facilitate brainstorming sessions with the creative and account teams to aid in concept development

•Support the executive creative director in management responsibilities (permanent ACDs only)

•Know the references used for each assigned account inside-and-out

•Responsible for teaching agency operations to others (permanent ACDs only)

•Responsible for learning about and keeping up with the drugs and diseases involved with specified accounts and the pharma industry

Requirements/Qualifications

• Real, demonstrated copywriting experience (at least 7 years) in a pharma or healthcare-related marketing or advertising firm

•Proven ability to understand target audience requirements and translate to actions that enhance development of creative approaches and solutions

•A thorough understanding of branding

•Can demonstrate functional excellence in creating best-in-class creative solutions for clients

•Copywriting and referencing expertise across all media

•Thorough understanding of marketing communications

•Familiarity with healthcare issues

•Excellent written and verbal communication skills

•Excellent presentation skills"


“Freelance” Associate Creative Directors? It sounds like McK wants people to apply and produce their very best content in hopes of being selected as a permanent ACD, when in fact only those copywriters who have the “right personality” will be retained, resulting in the other freelancers looking for another job but without ownership of their original works contributed. If you enjoy writing for the peace and quiet it entails, don’t bother applying for ACD because the successful applicant will shill his/her written copy like a regular salesperson. McK apparently does not select copy solely on the quality of the writing like a merit-oriented writing workshop would but rather on the writer’s presentation about the piece and how popular it would be across media (hence inviting “kitsch,” or the vulgarization of artistic concepts to reinforce the mindset established by already popular, inoffensive icons and mainstream memes). These references to other media formats should not be mistaken for references to other intellectual properties, known as “allusions” in the literary world. Analytic writers and deconstructionists need not apply!

The position also requires knowledge of “account dynamics” and how to “mobilize creative resources.” I guess this means the successful applicant cannot be an introvert because account holders will generally not take the initiative to tell you that they needed different copy yesterday! (They tend to instead inform the lead / senior copywriter due to the rapidly transient nature of job assignments among a team of copywriters.)

It is implied that if you cannot tune into the vibe of the account holder’s needs yourself, you should find someone who can and then convince him/her to do your job as well as his/hers. The need to occasionally solve problems with fellow copywriters also means the incumbent cannot be boastful, lest coworkers issue a vote of “no confidence” on the personality behind the copy. Unlike a symbolic logic professor, the ACD who teaches others must be well-liked to be taken seriously within his/her field. We thus derive a calculus of copywriter dynamics as applied to the position of Assistant Creative Director:

Top-shelf copywriting skills – Charisma / office political skills = Temporary ACD

Above-average (or better) copywriting skills + Charisma / office political skills = Permanent ACD (Trainer)

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

"QuadMed Clinics" Licensed Vocational Nurse

https://us1.i-grasp.com/fe/tpl_QuadGraphics01.asp?s=QgpRoUZwJhYKpMmYhe&jobid=41146,4540568768&key=18513229&c=879887026576&pagestamp=sesjmpixepnxgkjwfi

“Job Title: LVN

Job Description: QuadMed Clinics of California is hiring an LVN for our new clinic located onsite at Amy's Kitchen in Santa Rosa, California. QuadMed Clinics of California is the leader in employer-sponsored healthcare, dedicated to providing employees with comprehensive, accessible care and superior evidence-based medicine and our innovative practices focus on wellness and prevention. QuadMed Clinics of California looks for highly motivated, quality-conscious professionals and our providers work in an environment where they are given essential one-on-one time with patients and positive outcomes are the ultimate measurement of success.

The successful candidate will perform the following responsibilities:

• Maintain accurate, detailed reports and records and monitor symptoms and changes in patients'

conditions.

• Assist in the modification of patient treatment plans as indicated by patients' responses and conditions.

• Consult and coordinate with internal and external partners to plan patients' health activities.

• Perform some diagnostic testing to help the physician identify and assess patient's condition.

Monitor all aspects of patient care, including diet and physical activity.

•Prepare patients for, and assist with, examinations and treatments.

•Collect the needs of individuals, families and/or communities, including home and/or work environments, to identify potential health or safety problems.

•Instruct on topics such as health education and disease prevention and develop health improvement programs.

•Prepare rooms, sterile instruments, equipment and ensure that stock of supplies is maintained.

•Provide first aid and give injections and immunizations.

•Treat patients en route to hospitals or at disaster site triage centers.

•Direct and coordinate infection control programs, advising and consulting about necessary precautions.

•Perform administrative and managerial functions and schedule appointments as requested.

•Refer students or patients to specialist within their elected health plan or community agencies

•Work with internal staff and external partners to plan and implement programs designed to improve the overall health of patients.

This is an on-call/temporary position based on the needs of the clinic. The hours will be daytime, Monday through Friday, and may include some non-traditional hours to accommodate patient accessibility.

Qualifications: The successful candidate will have at least one year of experience working in a clinic setting and familiarity with practice management software and electronic medical records. Current California LVN license and CPR certification required. This position also requires great attention to detail, excellent patient nursing and education skills, and a caring personality. Bilingual Spanish skills required.”


That’s quite a lot for one person to do: Make re-stocking trips on the corporate campus, use a medical records database, and even treat ill employees en route to the emergency room. So QuadMedical/Technical/Graphics wants their Licensed Vocational Nurses to also be EMTs? The disclosure that the position might be temporary indicates poor job security for the hired individual(s) despite the bevy of qualifications required: not only the usual medical training for LVN, but also competency in Spanish, the ability to teach, and a “caring personality.” I guess uncaring LVNs typically work in nursing homes.