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Showing posts with label public relations. Show all posts
Showing posts with label public relations. Show all posts

Monday, March 5, 2012

New York Philharmonic Chaperone w/ PR Duties

http://www.idealist.org/view/job/Z8khxKTwtFsP/

"Job Title: Communications Assistant

Posted on: February 28, 2012

Posted by: New York Philharmonic

New York Philharmonic seeks a Communications Assistant to provide general support to Communications staff including specific responsibilities for the following:

-Coordinate photography and video for organization, including scheduling and working with house photographers and media photographers for concerts/events; obtain clearances for photography at concerts/events and other media requests; choose photo ‘selects’ for publicity and marketing uses and service photos as needed; schedule portrait sittings for new Orchestra members; maintain Orchestra Portrait Gallery; coordinate annual Orchestra Portrait.

-Review major papers and online news sources daily for reviews, feature articles, and other significant pieces pertaining to the New York Philharmonic, its musicians, and others involved with the Orchestra. Distribute pertinent clips via e-mail on a daily basis, and compile all press activity.

-Brainstorm and develop media pitches for Philharmonic subscription concerts, special events and other activities; help cultivate relationships with key journalists; arrange interviews. Specific responsibility for radio broadcasts, listings/photo placement, season previews and holiday guides.

-Coordinate interviews for weekly radio broadcasts and podcasts (e.g. arrange interviews with guest artists, key internal figures).

-Assist with logistics and implementation of major events (e.g. opening night press reception, season announcement press conference, galas, etc.).

-Writing assignments as needed, such as some press releases (radio broadcast releases), social media platforms (Tumblr, Twitter) and other press materials.

-Coordinate electronic distribution of press releases through Swiftpage using HTML template. Responsibility for maintenance and organization of media database and lists (ACT).

-Each member of PR staff to equitably share in the responsibilities of concert duty for concerts and events throughout the year, including ‘all hands on’ events (such as Parks, Opening Night, etc.).

-Miscellaneous duties as required.

Requirements:

College degree with minimum of one year office experience (preferably in PR/communications). Ability to work in deadline-oriented, multi-tasking environment. Good writing skills and organizational abilities. Professional manner and a sense of ‘appropriateness’ in representing the Philharmonic. Proficiency with Photoshop, knowledge of HTML, social media, video shooting/editing and general tech ‘savviness’ preferred. Knowledge of classical music preferred."


The successful applicant will possess an intimate understanding of the Philharmonic’s image and philosophy in order to have the necessary propriety when communicating on behalf of the organization. I believe that the minimum office or liaison experience should be specified as being acquired in a mid-size or large department to ensure the new hire will be someone who has maintained not only composure but also a cheerful demeanor in a high-volume communications environment.

This poise under pressure will be especially critical for when the communications assistant “equitably share(s) in the responsibilities of concert duty…and events through the year.” This “concert duty” involves logistic and chaperoning, not performing, although “knowledge of classical music” will help the evening more tolerable as the communications assistant counts heads for the twelfth time and herds everyone onto the tour bus. Mercifully for the successful applicant, the communications assistant will not be required to perform at these events, and hence he or she will not need to rehearse or otherwise sacrifice time best spent playing phone tag with press contacts and revising press releases.

The “miscellaneous duties” requirement could be a deal breaker considering the prima donnas who abound in the “fine arts.” Let’s hope the communications assistant won’t have to fill in for the makeup artist or hair stylist! It’s difficult enough to find qualified applicants who not only know video production, digital editing, and the various social media outlets but also exhibit enthusiasm for classical music. I’m sure whoever is hired as communications assistant will have his or her hands full managing pressure from Philharmonic performers who lobby to have their respective photos chosen for publicity.

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Junkyard Attendant for City of Appleton, WI Dump w/ Ability to Smile and Make Eye Contact

https://www.governmentjobs.com/view_job.cfm?JobID=401661&hit_count=Yes&Agency=0

“Job Title: Seasonal - Laborer - Public Works

Salary: $7.79 Hourly

Job Type: Seasonal

Location: Municipal Services Building, Appleton, Wisconsin

Department: Public Works

Examples of Duties:

• Performs functions required of the Yard Waste Site Attendant: monitors what is brought into yard waste sites, cleans up yard waste site.

• Performs customer service functions required of the Yard Waste Site Attendant: answers questions for the public, assists customers with the disposal of their yard waste if necessary.

• Performs building clean-up.

• Cleans auto containers.

• Assembles auto containers.

Typical Qualifications:

• Ability to use a broom and a shovel.

• Ability to work with little supervision.

• Good public relations.

• Valid drivers (sic) license.

• Must be at least eighteen years of age.

Supplemental Information:

EMPLOYMENT PERIOD: May – September”


Have you seen any surly scrap yard workers lately? Not if the City of Appleton can help it! Behold the requirement that yard waste worker have “good public relations.” Does one need to be an icon beloved throughout the city? Or can the successful applicant be a self-effacing neurotic who merely keeps his radical/reactionary/off-center views to himself? Would the incumbent need to be cleanly shaven and wear a tie to appear professional while spending all work hours handling oily, rancid waste? Or would appearing not too similar to a horror monster suffice?

I actually called Appleton HR to find out exactly what that entails, and “Kim” told me that it means politely enforcing regulations. I asked, “So that means the employee would need to ask for proof of residence before letting someone use the city dump, and yet not come across as a jerk?” Kim confirmed this. Type A personalities and shoe-gazing introverts need not apply! Also, the omission of an apostrophe in the possessive adjective “driver’s,” which modifies the noun “license,” indicates that proper English mechanics need not pertain to “good public relations.”